All the news that's fit to hang!

We are going to need LOTS of... OOOPS! I've just been informed that we've been bought out in a hostile takeover bid by the rope company... Gee, after all that journalism training and those applications I had to fill out... It looks like I'm back on the street looking for a new boss to tell me what to report next... See you when I see you... 'folks'... I'LLLLLLL BEEEEEE BACK!

What? I'm still at G+ ?

It's amazing how one thing leads to another!

Twitter?

Yo, Jack! Does that mean I'm still part of the Corporation!

What? Really?

I'll never be able to trust these idiots again!

I'm going back home to my own Domain.

One last helicopter ride for old time's sake, eh?

Editor?

What editor?

Oh, that one!

Ha!

Ha!

Ha!